#meanwhile lbh is fresh out of the abyss unaware of said club

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: Airplane!

Shang Qinghua: I can't talk, bro. I'm late for a meeting

Shen Qingqiu: This is more important! Have you heard of the 'Fuck Shen Qingqiu' club??

Shang Qinghua: What? That can't be real

Shen Qingqiu: I know, but I've heard some of the disciples talking about it. I thought people were starting to like me, but I guess they still see me as a scum villain

Shang Qinghua: Bro, who cares what a few disciples think of you, you have plenty of friends who care about you. I care about you

Shen Qingqiu: ...thanks Airplane. Sorry for distracting you from your meeting

Shang Qinghua: Don't sweat it, this was more important

At the meeting

Shang Qinghua: Bad news guys, Shen Qingqiu found out about our club

Liu Qingge: Who told him!

Shang Qinghua: Apparently some disciples were gossiping about it. Good news, he doesn't think it's about sex. Other bad news, he thinks this club is about hating him

Yue Qingyuan: We can't have that. We should show extra care for him for the time being until he forgets about the gossip

Stranger hissing under the meeting table: Maybe you should take him on a trip outside the sect so he can take his mind off of it